Saturday, December 18, 2021

Hell's Playlist

Sheesh 

It's another afternoon on WHLL, the radio station located in, well, a place down below.

One oh six six Hell with the sounds of the season as Mariah Carey warbles, "All I Want For Christmas is You." This is Satan in the PM reminding you that, following our program today, catch "The Maroon 5 Hour" where we play all Maroon 5 all the time! Commercial free tunes that make you want to punch Adam Levine in his already-pathetic face.

But now, back to the tunes! Here's John -- is this Cougar? -- Mellencamp with a little ditty about Jack and Diane on 106.6 HLL!

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Another devilish double play with Nickelback on 106.6 HLL! I'm Satan in the PM with a reminder that, tonight, catch Ben Affleck and Keanu Reeves in their new buddy flick, "Pop Quiz, Gilgli." Affleck and Reeves are joined by J-Lo and Brendan Fraser on a bus ride to nowhere. Jennifer Lopez also sings the theme song, which we debuted last week. So go check out the new movie tonight only on Disney plus!

Now, here's...well, you know...shot to the heart and all that stuff. Here's Bon Jovi!

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Satan in the PM with Beelzebub Bon Jovi. I couldn't just play "You Give Love a Bad Name!" I had to play...blasphemy as it is..."Living on a Prayer!"

It's HLL's playlist all day and all night on 106.6 HLL. But, sometimes, we take a break from the music. Tonight, after "The Maroon 5 Hour," we talk sports! Join Jim Rome and Colin Cowherd for "The Mets/Patriots/LeBron Show." The guys also break down if Tom Brady will join us down here. Of course, he will!

Also, Mets fans will talk about black jerseys!

It's Satan in the PM on HLL with UB40 and "Red Red Wine!"

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We'll catch up on the news from FOX at the top of the hour and Tucker Carlson's evening commentary. It's hellacious radio on 106.6 HLL and I'm Satan in the PM. Seems like it's a good time to hit the 80s with two legends. Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney sing "Ebony and Ivory" for us after Starship and "We Built This City" on 106.6 HLL!

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Ha ha ha! Did I forget what day it is? Yeah, I probably have, but never mind that because Rebecca Black and "Friday" is coming up! Also, the Black Eyed Peas, Vanilla Ice, The Who at the Super Bowl, and Limp Bizkit are coming up when we return on 106.6 HLL!

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Hey, have you checked out our new show, "Don't Stop Believing?" It's Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" for TWO STRAIGHT HOURS! Can you believe it? It's after Ryan Seacrest in the Morning on 106.6 HLL! Now, here's Bob Seger and "Old Time Rock and Roll!"

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Well, my time is up for today. I'm Satan in the PM reminding you that "The Maroon 5 Hour" is up next but first, here's "Mambo Number 5." Have a good night everyone, and remember, if you're looking for the sounds of Hell, you'll find it right here on 106.6 HLL. Don't forget to check out "American Idol" later on. Have a lousy night everyone!

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