Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Things You Don't Say to Your Wife

You probably shouldn't say these things to your girlfriend or significant other either. Since this is currently not a concern to me, I can just laugh at it and consider it to be good advice. I just have ol' Fred the Cat to worry about, and we have a simple relationship: he hates me, I hate him, and we hate...

Oh, never mind. I don't think there's actually any hate between Fredo and I. (And that's Fredo as in "Apollo 13", not in "The Godfather", though the thought of my cat out in the the lake on the rowboat is kind of funny)

Incidentally this should not be viewed as an invoking of Rule 55. Just so we're clear. This is just for fun.

So Ladies and Gents, Tim Hawkins!

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